Zustandsforschung

Hier ist eine Anleitung wie man IKEA überlebt im Stile eines Walkthrough für Videospiele, wie man sie zum Beispiel bei GameFAQs findet:

IKEA is a fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure that allows you to role-play the character of someone who gives a shit about home furnishings. In traversing IKEA, you will experience a meticulously detailed alternate reality filled with garish colors, clear-lacquered birch veneer, and a host of NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS (NPCs) with the glazed looks of the recently anesthetized.

Your goal is to successfully traverse the five awesome worlds of IKEA before your patience runs out. On your first few tries this may seem like an impossible task, but with practice (and this IKEA Walkthrough!) you will soon be able to muster the sense of numb resignation necessary for victory.

Den kompletten Text gibt’s bei “The Morning News – The Non-Expert: IKEA“.